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Never lose the opportunity to give sunshine to the day of a person who needs a few encouraging words.

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We have all learned to live with “voice mail” as a necessary part of modern
life. But, have you wondered, what if God decided to install voice mail?

Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling My Father’s House.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

What if God used the familiar excuse…”I’m sorry, all of our angels are
busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to
us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the
line”

Can you imagine getting these responses as you call God in Prayer?

If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, Press 1
Michael, Press 2
For a directory of other angels, Press 3
If you’d like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, please
press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven,
Press 5, enter his or her social security number, then
press the pound key. (If you get a negative response, try
area code 666.)
For reservations at “My Father’s House” please enter J-O-H-N, followed by
3-1-6.

What if you heard, our computers show that you have already prayed once
today.  Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
                                  ( or )
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM.  If you need emergency assistance
when this office is closed, contact your local pastor.

Thank GOD He Doesn’t Have Voice Mail And He
Always Listens When We Pray!!!  After all, remember that God always answers
all knee mail.

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25 Beautiful One-liners

1. Give God what’s right…not what’s left.

2. Man’s way leads to hopeless end…God’s way leads to an endless hope .

3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma, but never let him be the period.

6. Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.

7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.

8. When praying, don’t give God instructions…just report for duty.

9. Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.

10. We don’t change God’s message…His message changes us.

11. The church is prayer-conditioned.

12. When God ordains, He sustains.

13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.

14. Plan ahead…It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.

15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.

16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.

17. Exercise daily…walk with the Lord.

18. Never give the devil a ride…he will always want to drive.

19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.

20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

21. He who angers you controls you.

22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

23. Give Satan an inch & he’ll be a ruler.

24. Be ye fishers of men…You catch them & He’ll clean them.

25. God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

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